4 March 2009 - 8:55?????
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TMTD-TV My favorite music videos, rare movies, live chat and general tomfoolery. And every once in a while you might just catch me working on something live in the studio. On occasion we'll be live from different shows, parties, and other messes I've gotten myself into. PLEASE NO INTERVIEWS.. Not even on Sundays. Thanks.
- Pronay: Bassline Studios dies but Just Blaze’s action figure collection is alive & healthy…...
- b now: looks like a post is coming. been anticipating that update for a minute
- Pronay: hey just blaze, just wanted to congratulate you on ruining the potential song of the year with your...
- b now: merry christmas and happy safe new year
- KVH: i make dope beats. check them out. you won’t regret it. umm ,……………………. yeah. just do it....
04 Mar 2009 - 11:20
YES! (marv albert voice)
04 Mar 2009 - 12:41
Im with you JB - ?????
04 Mar 2009 - 13:38
Anyone going to the One Stop Shop ish this year?
04 Mar 2009 - 13:51
They actually had some good criticism….The lady was into it….I think the only thing that set it back may have been the obscenities.
“This is rap?” hahahahahahahaahhahahahaha
04 Mar 2009 - 14:25
Is Tye locked up yet?
04 Mar 2009 - 14:31
Ha… they found some pretty dope old white people in fishtown… the one oldhead had some insight. fam said rap needed to be more poetic. that was weird and refreshing. that old white lady was a freak though…
04 Mar 2009 - 14:36
LOL. Good shit. I wish they gave them somethin a little more typical (um,better?) from Tip to review. Even Dead and Gone or Just’s little yodel-sampling number would’ve been more appropriate and/or entertaining for such an in-depth analytical review.
04 Mar 2009 - 14:41
the similarities between country and rap eh? I mean Blues comparisons are evident appropriate and gets their just due, but Ol’ girl had an interesting point…
lol
04 Mar 2009 - 15:16
LOL. At least they gave it a shot and didn’t just write it off.
04 Mar 2009 - 16:48
ann really got into it
04 Mar 2009 - 20:48
Sulimay’s got that reuben sandwich and crotchty old people, I’m in!
Just finally remembered that he had more then a Twitter account.
04 Mar 2009 - 21:17
lol…not even mad at it…the sheer fright on their faces when the N bomb dropped was priceless
04 Mar 2009 - 22:49
I did not laugh once at this
05 Mar 2009 - 0:12
alot of you ppl are new right^^^^ i really dont recognise many if these names
05 Mar 2009 - 0:35
……….and the cow say’s moooo.
05 Mar 2009 - 1:13
The song by “Ty” lol.
JB, why don’t you post the link to your other blog? O_o
05 Mar 2009 - 2:04
about goddamn time
05 Mar 2009 - 3:46
Welcome back, Just.
05 Mar 2009 - 4:33
this video is awkward…^^how awkward is it to welcome back just to his own blog?..weird…..
05 Mar 2009 - 5:31
@sportsfans….t.o. just got released by the cowboys
05 Mar 2009 - 15:04
Well everybody is stupid this year. Cuz my eagles let Brian Dawkins Go… idiots.
05 Mar 2009 - 19:27
I like the old people reviews, I have seen a few of them, they are always fun to watch.
05 Mar 2009 - 21:29
That made my day….old White Folk are the real…they either hate u or don’t care either way
05 Mar 2009 - 23:26
a stack says they cut the n word out repeatedly
06 Mar 2009 - 3:50
hey good to see you back JB! lots of work? by the way, do you have another blog?
06 Mar 2009 - 7:35
*wishes i had the cant let you go kick*
08 Mar 2009 - 0:15
He’s themegatrondon on Twitter
08 Mar 2009 - 10:07
JB, I JUST heard Jamie Foxx’s new album, that track with you and wayne is pure garbage, what happened to you man!, you need a transformation ASAP!
08 Mar 2009 - 17:55
whoaah dude r u crazy? 1) the song is FIRE!! seriously!!! r u deaf? nd i kno im not the only person who thinks its crazy: it has 4 and 1/2 stars on youtube outta 300 votes…2) why would u tell just blaze out of all producers what he ‘needs’ to do 3) why would u say it on his blog.
= logic fail.
08 Mar 2009 - 17:56
btw JB i cant reply to ur direct message on twitter cuz ur not following me. email me or somethin cuz i really need to get thru to u
08 Mar 2009 - 19:11
smh…
09 Mar 2009 - 0:00
smh also
09 Mar 2009 - 3:38
im on the smh bandwagon as well. honestly fuck that guy
09 Mar 2009 - 3:52
fuck the r….smh at this blog in general
09 Mar 2009 - 4:49
I co-sign the smh group…at i’ll add a big fuck the r also
09 Mar 2009 - 6:16
smh again
09 Mar 2009 - 20:26
smh again also
09 Mar 2009 - 20:50
smh…again….
^this blogs has more smh than a metal concert
10 Mar 2009 - 0:38
A Just Blaze fan told me…
Instead of looping the “Impeach the President” break for the Saigon/Immortal Technique/Dead Prez record he found the original drum kit used in the original song, bought them, recorded himself playing the “Impeach the President” break live (he recorded over 300 bars trying to get it perfectly identical, with 10 different microphone configurations), sampled a segment into an MPC60 and then finally recorded into Pro Tools and dropped his loop into Logic Pro.
He doesn’t take any shortcuts.
On another note I never knew until now that JB produced “Can’t Let You Go” by Fab. Good stuff.
10 Mar 2009 - 4:15
I told a Just Blaze fan to get off his sac-ness!!!!
11 Mar 2009 - 3:43
Yo Just be killing me with his hate for Ed Hardy.
*Waits for blog rant on Ed Hardy*
11 Mar 2009 - 4:01
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again - Ed Hardy is the ‘08-’09 Von Dutch. It’ll disappear from the face of the Earth soon enough. Seen any trace of Von Dutch lately?
11 Mar 2009 - 4:34
“I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty and gay,
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me today.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming–
It’s alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there: FA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA
WHAT MIRROR WHERE
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing–
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I’m loved
By a pretty wonderful boy! “
11 Mar 2009 - 9:29
i love lamp
11 Mar 2009 - 10:31
Justin, not hating but you kind of beating a dead horse here. is this your most successful single? happy for u but please give it a rest. anyway, i guess its your blog so you do as you please
11 Mar 2009 - 13:59
I saw a girl wearing Von Dutch yesterday.
SMH.
Actually it didn’t look that bad. It was still wack though.
11 Mar 2009 - 15:56
Fresh - Just blaze didnt produce whatever you like loool. so u lost.
justin still waitin to hear frm u. u got my email.
11 Mar 2009 - 18:21
I retract my previous statement. I think underprivileged children around the world are rockin Von Dutch right now.
11 Mar 2009 - 18:31
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMH FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!
….wow
11 Mar 2009 - 19:12
Whats good with this shit about Saigon on amalgam digital?? Saigon deserves a much better label.
hey and ahs any1 noticed how just looks like Pashad Evans.
12 Mar 2009 - 1:37
Jay Electronica is the first emcee to reference Kurt Vonnegut. He therefore is the greatest of all time. Jay-Z step down please.
12 Mar 2009 - 1:43
About Saigon…
At this point I just want to hear some music it doesn’t matter how it comes out.
Megaupload Records is sounding real appealing at the moment.
Lol j/k
Amalgam is legit I saw one of Joe Budden’s mixtapes at Best Buy right next to Jay-Z’s American Gangster. What’s a “better label” anyway? lol
12 Mar 2009 - 3:56
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius
Aquarius!
Aquarius!
12 Mar 2009 - 4:17
America…
America…
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
12 Mar 2009 - 5:05
” ” -The Greatest Song of All Time; by Pootie Tang
12 Mar 2009 - 5:09
“Ah chocolate girl, you’re looking like something I want
Ah and your little Asian friend well she can come if she wants
I want all the self conscious girls who try to hide who they are with makeup
You know it’s the girl with a frown with the tight pants I really want to shake up
Hey, carrot juice, I wanna squeeze you away until you bleed
And your vanilla friend, well she looks like something I need
I want miss little smart girl with your glasses and all your books
And I want the stupid girl who gives me all those dirty looks “
12 Mar 2009 - 5:13
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Dave the dope fiend shootin’ dope,
who don’t know the meaning of water nor soap
12 Mar 2009 - 5:16
It’s getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better
I’ve been drowning too long to believe that the tide’s going to turn
And I’ve been living too hard to believe things are going to get easier now
I’m still trying to shake off the pain of the lessons I’ve learned
And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the Lord I will slay him
Ah-ha-ha-ha
He’d take you from me, but I swear, I won’t let it be so
Ah-ha-ha-ha
Blood will run down his face when he is decapitated
Ah
His head on my mantle is how I will let this world know, how much I love you
Die, die, die
I can’t
12 Mar 2009 - 5:26
I like to party with my babes,
Cruise ‘n creep
Playin’ three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I’m gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin’ life in Miami’s Vice
Ma see, nobody messin’ with the frog, see
Where’s your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I’m hurting I’m hurting
I’m sexy but I’m hurting
Alright already
I’m ridiculous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don’t stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don’t quit, and you don’t stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It’s the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it’s so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I’m a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I’m in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I’m Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I’m back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I’m home
Don’t do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya’ll it’s like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I’m a man of a million disguises
I’m as crazy as they make ‘em, shake ‘em, or bake ‘em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I’m terrific!
12 Mar 2009 - 5:41
Oh I’m picking out a thermos for you
not an ordinary thermos for you
but the extra best thermos you can buy
with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in
I’m picking out a thermos for you
and maybe a barometer too
and what else can I buy
so on me you’ll rely
a rear end thermometer too
12 Mar 2009 - 5:46
We’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little looney,
And in this cartoony, we’re invading your TV!
We’re comic dispensers, we crack up all the censors,
On tiny toon adventures get a dose of comedy!
So here’s Acme Acres, it’s a whole wide world apart,
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art!
The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected
On tiny toon adventures it’s about to start!
They’re furry, they’re funny, they’re Babs and Buster Bunny,
Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain!
Here’s Hamton and Plucky, Dizzy Devil’s yucky,
Furrball’s unlucky, and Gogo is insane!
At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree,
The teaching staff’s been getting laughs since 1933!
We’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little looney,
It’s tiny toon adventures, come and join the fun! And now our song is done!
12 Mar 2009 - 5:57
Bii bii.
Do dooo dooo dooo doo do do do.
Do dooo dooo dooo doo do do do.
Do dooo dooo dooo doo do do do.
Do dooo dooo dooo doo do do do.
BARK BARK
Do dooo dooo dooo doo do do do. (NA NA NA NA NA NA)
Do dooo dooo dooo doo do do do. (NA NA NA NA NA NA)
Do dooo dooo dooo doo do do do. (NA NA NA NA NA NA)
Do dooo dooo dooo doo do do do. (NA NA NA NA NA NA)
NA NA NA NA NAA!
12 Mar 2009 - 6:00
aye Just, I know you hate these kind of messages (and this isnt the best way to start a comment haha) but im hoping since i’m a semi regular that you can help me out. I want to give my 13 yr old lil brother a MPC or MPD just to get started on as a productive (no pun) hobby.
i was thinkin of coppin him a mpd24 or mpd16 to get started on before droppin a lot of my minimum wage college student budget on a expensive MPC….any small advice? what should his first equipment be?
if anyone else can give me input that’ll be great. Hope all of you are doin good. BX, i hope u quit ur drinkin and driving lol aite peace, ONE love
12 Mar 2009 - 6:01
I saw your face and - Wow!
Right then I took a vow
That we’d be together, girl, just you and me
That’s the meaning of eternity
I saw…I saw…your face…and wow!
I nearly had a cow
And when we’re together, babe, it’s plain to see
The cosmic power of our energy
12 Mar 2009 - 6:02
Roccoooo’s Modernnnnn Life…. ROCCOS MODERN LIFE
Roccoooo’s Modernnnnn Life…. ROCCOS MODERN LIFE
Roccoooo’s Modernnnnn Life…. ROCCOS MODERN LIFE
THAT WAS A HOOT!
12 Mar 2009 - 6:04
Fast food feels fuzzy
Cause it tastes like stuff that’s scuzzy
I used to feel like such a nerd
I refused to eat that strange bean curd
I didn’t eat it -ow- but it ate you
Aw-wee-oo
Killer Tofu
Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo
Killer Tofu!!!
I eat my sugared cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial
Ee-awee-oo EE-awee
If you’re feeling kind of cruddy
Just stick beside your buddy
And don’t eat too much fried food -ow-
Aw-wee-oo
Killer Tofu
Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo
Killer Tofu
12 Mar 2009 - 6:07
I need more allowance, yodelayeoo
I need more allowance, yodelayeoo
I need more allowance, yodelayeoo
Why? Because I do
Yodelayeoo, I need more allowance
Yodelayeoo, I need more allowance…
I need to buy some CDs
I need to buy some gum
I mow the grass, I clean the house,
I think I deserve some…
some more allowance
12 Mar 2009 - 6:10
angin’ on the trash can
Bangin’ on the street light
Think Big!
Think Big!
Think Big!
Think Big!
One little voice is – Think Big! (Oooh yeah)
One little voice is – BIG!
Calling me, Calling me, Calling
One little voice is calling me, calling me.
Think! You’ve got to Think Big!
Think? BIG!
Bangin’ on a trash can
Drummin’ on a street light
HUH!? Hey! What the–
BIG! Come on, Come on
Think Big!
Think! Come on. Think! Big! BIG!
Big! Think Big!
Big! Think Big!
Big! Think Big!
Big! Think Big!
THINK BIG!
One little voice
12 Mar 2009 - 6:14
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
“Science rules”
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
“Inertia is a property of matter”
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
“T-minus seven seconds”
Bill Nye, the Science Guy.
12 Mar 2009 - 6:16
@ Cool Beans… get his ass a bootleg copy of Fruity Loops
12 Mar 2009 - 6:18
According to your story, Hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses –in mid air, mind you– makes a left turn and lands on Newman’s left thigh. That is one magic loogie.
12 Mar 2009 - 6:21
Festivus yes bagel no festivus yes bagel no…..hey! no bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel…..ITS ANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
12 Mar 2009 - 6:24
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, “Where do you think you’re going, Cracker Jack?” I said, “Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - ” - knocked him out cold!
GEORGE: How could you do that?!
KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,’ because the driver, he’s passed out from all the commotion…the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I’m drivin’ the bus.
GEORGE: You’re Batman.
KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin’ me! So I’m fightin’ him off with one hand and I kept drivin’ the bus with the other, y’know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.
JERRY: You kept makin’ all the stops?
KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin’ the bell!
GEORGE: Well, what about the toe? What happened to the toe?
KRAMER: Well! I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line.
GEORGE: You did all this…for a pinky toe?
KRAMER: Well, it’s a valuable appendage.
12 Mar 2009 - 6:25
Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I’m driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You’re Batman.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I’m fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
12 Mar 2009 - 6:28
ELAINE: Would you please just get on with the stupid Bob Saccamano story?!
KRAMER: Well, I’m on the phone with Bob, and I realize right then and there that I need to return this pair of pants. So, I’m off to the store.
ELAINE: What happened to Bob Saccamano?
KRAMER: Well, nothing. His part of the story is done. (Elaine covers her face with her hands - showing her difficulty coping with Kramer) So I’m waiting for the
subway, It’s not coming, so I decided to hoof it through the tunnel.
ELAINE: Alright, well, now that’s something..
KRAMER: Well, I don’t know if I lost track of time - or what, but the next think I knew..
ELAINE: (Adding) A train is bearing down on you?!
KRAMER: No, I slipped - and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return.
ELAINE: (Reflects on the story) I don’t understand.. you were wearing the pants you were returning?
KRAMER: Well, I guess I was..
ELAINE: (Still confused) What were you gonna wear on the way back?
KRAMER: Elaine, are you listening?! I didn’t even get there!
12 Mar 2009 - 6:33
Arthur Spooner: I thought ironic meant made up entirely of iron.
12 Mar 2009 - 6:49
They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane.
They’re laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They’ll take over the world.
They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They’ll overthrow the Earth
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!
12 Mar 2009 - 6:57
Juh juh juh juh
Just like the bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity
So hammer you can’t sue
I can write graffiti
Even j-walk in the street
I can riot, loop, not give a hoot
And touch your sister’s teet
Can’t touch me
Ya can’t touch me
-What in God’s name is he doing?
Ya can’t touch me
-I believe that’s the worm.
Stop!
Peter time
I’m a big shot
There’s no doubt
Light a fire, then pee it out
Don’t like it?
Kiss my rump
Just for a minute
Let’s all do the bump
Can’t touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump
Can’t touch me
I’m Presidential Peter
Interns think I’m hot
Don’t care if you’re handicapped
I’ll still park in your spot
I’ve been around the world
From Harford to Back Bay
It’s Peter
Go Peter
I’m so Peter
Yo Peter
Let’s see Regis rap this way
Can’t touch me
12 Mar 2009 - 7:14
Fresh out the box
Stop, look, and watch
Ready yet, get set
It’s All That!
Oh, oh, oh this is All That
This is All That!
Check it, check it, check it
Now this is just an introduction before
I blow your mind
The show is All of That and yes we do it all the time
So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair
Ground or in the air
Just don’t go no where
Cuz everything we do
It’s all of that!
When entertaining you
We all of that!
My posse and my crew
It’s all of that!
So sit still cuz we’re coming right back
Oh, oh, oh this is All That
This is All That!
Oh, oh, oh this is All That
This is All That!
12 Mar 2009 - 7:23
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
12 Mar 2009 - 7:29
Komi, I just want to see him come out and post something. even a diss response to me would be worth it lol
12 Mar 2009 - 7:30
Tobias Fünke: What are you doing up here?
George Sr.: I’m having a fucking tea party, what does it look like I’m doing?
[he shoves Tobias up against the wall with his hand against his mouth]
George Sr.: I’m living up here and if you tell anyone about this, I will fucking kill you. Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse’s ass.
12 Mar 2009 - 7:36
Narrator: In an effort to “hip” up his act, Gob had briefly introduced a puppet.
[Gob is acting as a black puppet named Franklin in front of the family]
Gob: [as Franklin] Can I tell you something, my man?
Gob: [as himself] Sure, Franklin.
Gob: [as Franklin] You are one cool
[bleep]
Gob: . Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.
[the puppet ‘kisses’ Lucille]
George Sr.: Get off my wife, you bastard.
[strangles Franklin]
Gob: [as Franklin] What’s the matter with you?
Gob: [in the present] Franklin said some things Whitey wasn’t ready to hear.
Michael: Gob, weren’t you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?
Gob: He also said some things that African-American-y wasn’t ready to hear either.
12 Mar 2009 - 7:43
From outta the west came a man with a quest.
Durango Doug!
He’s got a powerful stink, and he don’t like pink.
Durango Doug!
He’s got a rock-hard head and he uses day-old bread.
Durango Doug! Durango Doug!
He eats nails for lunch, and drinks unsweetened punch.
Durango Doug!
He’s the roughest, toughest, and all around dustiest.
Durango! Durango Doug!
12 Mar 2009 - 7:54
’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
I’m horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Who’s the motherflippin?
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Motherflippin’
12 Mar 2009 - 7:58
“Brian, what’s the score?”
“FREE SNO-CONE! Free sno-cone at the end of the game! If you play, they’re gonna give you a free sno-cone! Even if you play half game, you get the whole.You don’t get half sno-cone, you get a whole sno-cone for half the game.Ehh! The people that play WHOLE game get a WHOLE sno-cone, and the people that play HALF game get a WHOLE sno-cone. So it’s always WHOLE.always WHOLE sno-cone. So I.I’d rather play HALF game.I’d rather play half game.Still get the whole sno-cone.”
“How many outs, Brian?”
“GRAPE! I’m gonna get Grape! Or, Cherry! They’re both favorites. So, either one is good. If they have both, I’ll get Grape, though, cause that’s a little more favorite. But, if they don’t have Grape, it’s like, ‘Oh, that’s fine, cause Cherry’s favorite anyway, y’know.’ It’s like..it’s like ANOTHER favorite, but not as much.not as MUCH favorite.but, they’re both good.they’re BOTH good.”
“Alright, Brian…You just have fun out there.”
“OK!”
12 Mar 2009 - 8:26
A big celebrity a case we long for you a pirate, why you got that eye patch on for
12 Mar 2009 - 8:31
@ALL….im going going…back back..to cali cali
12 Mar 2009 - 8:48
i love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch. here it goes down. down into my belly
12 Mar 2009 - 19:47
I’m going to shoot you with a BB gun. In the, back of the head
12 Mar 2009 - 19:51
i’m a man who discovered the wheel and build the eiffel tower out of metal, and brawn. that’s what kind of man i am. you’re just a woman with a small brain. a brain a third the size of ours. it’s science.
12 Mar 2009 - 23:08
thanks DM, i talked to Ecks last night on here..ima get him Acid Pro
the rest of yall are weirdos
12 Mar 2009 - 23:34
i still think u should go with the bootleg copy of fruity loops 2.0
13 Mar 2009 - 0:47
its so damn hot…milk was a bad choice
13 Mar 2009 - 18:21
“this is an appropriate hug…. this is not an appropriate hug.”
.
“well obviously we’re not here to buttfuck these kids”
13 Mar 2009 - 22:33
yikes
14 Mar 2009 - 11:20
*well if it’s fuck me nigga, then you know it’s fuck you*
a true fan knows when to appreciate genius (come on baby, kingdom come, transformations etc. and when to criticize nonsense (live your life, the jamie foxx song and that new one with maino and t-pain..blah)
with that said i’m a huge just blaze fan and wish him and his team the best in his endeavours (lord knows hip hop needs it)
*if i’m not liking it don’t mean that i’m hating*
15 Mar 2009 - 9:09
-Sunshine-
Hills, above covers created by thighs
through them i can see her smile rise
She could birth my son, the way she shines
and i aint even lookin for a dime
I’m just lookin for a good time
to birth lines
to include in my rhymes
to outline
the horizon of an ocean sunrising
unh, yeah, girl ur just so hypnotizing
she’s hotter than the sun, friends say i should put her out
but i keep the flame lit like bic
you know what i’m about
rays from her face shine for days
got me lost in a maze
i’m in a daze
unh,
i bring her some ultraviolet flowers
kick back on the track and we talk for hours
yes, we reminisce for a while
i need sunglasses on whenever she smiles
She’s my Sunshine….
Her hair, so shiny and clean no lice
her stair, could melt any rappers ice
and when she goes down
her ass lookin like a full moon
take her down town, stay up till noon
and when she travels on jets soaring
she brings with her lots of global warming
oceans rise, when miss sunshine flies
through the skies, glaciers start to cry
it’s awesome, how flowers blossom
when she smells them
they wait all day for her to tell them
to get watered like like a well and
until then, she wishes them well and
She sleeps with goggles over her head
when she lays it’s always a tanning bed
she doesn’t visit until the month of may
and god created her on the very 1st day
She’s my sunshine….
-KVH
15 Mar 2009 - 9:11
http://www.myspace.com/kvhraps
let me know what you all think, i check this blog everyday so i would really like know your opinions. thank you.
-KVH
15 Mar 2009 - 9:11
http://www.myspace.com/kvhraps
let me know what you all think, i check this blog everyday so i would really like know your opinions. thanks.
-KVH
15 Mar 2009 - 9:12
http://www.myspace.com/kvhraps
let me know what you all think of my track. i check this blog daily so i would really like know your opinions. thanks.
-KVH
15 Mar 2009 - 9:12
did not mean to post that 3 times*
16 Mar 2009 - 6:12
goddamn it, this blog has gone to shit
16 Mar 2009 - 6:32
blogspot needs to have an iphone app and it would get updated every 30 mins
16 Mar 2009 - 18:06
So yeah… this blog needs to switch to only having approved comments…
16 Mar 2009 - 20:23
I thought comments with links had to be approved. Or am I just imagining things? Or maybe those comments were approved?
17 Mar 2009 - 12:07
man JB isn’t really coming back anytime soon..wit the injury to his hand we not seeing Mogulus for a while…sorry guys
17 Mar 2009 - 17:12
injury to his hand? n leak that nas song alrdy
17 Mar 2009 - 22:45
nah they weren’t approved, they posted right away. sorry again i don’t mean to spam, just want some feedback.
18 Mar 2009 - 16:46
I agree saigonthedon, haven’t been attempted to troll the comments in months
18 Mar 2009 - 23:18
Transformations remix with Mos Def…
WOOOO!
19 Mar 2009 - 8:51
“Happy Endings” Just Blaze Ludacris & Alicia Keys
19 Mar 2009 - 18:19
Anyone else know the names of the other songs Just played snippets of?
Komi?
I just heard the snippets today …
20 Mar 2009 - 2:40
What ever happened to predictibility?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there’s a heart).
There’s a heart
A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.
There’s a face
Of somebody who needs you.
Eveywhere you look,
When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
20 Mar 2009 - 5:58
*scratch* here we, h-here we… here we go again
20 Mar 2009 - 21:01
does anybody have the mp3 of when Mos Def performed the second verse off of ESOTM?
22 Mar 2009 - 0:05
A new Juelz track is out called “I am the club”, sounds Just Blaze-ish to me. What do you guys think?
22 Mar 2009 - 1:46
*Evades moderation*
Put a beat up.
z-share.net/audio/5740922990a4c1b4/
Copy + paste, remove the hyphen.
23 Mar 2009 - 6:46
*heads over to whatupsport.com*
23 Mar 2009 - 8:32
does anyone care about hip hop anymore…?
23 Mar 2009 - 18:23
JB ive been tryna get at u for the past 2 months now
23 Mar 2009 - 20:11
*blank stare*
23 Mar 2009 - 20:19
lmao….its like when you have no life and the other dude has a life and doesn’t owe u anything…wut’s the end result?
23 Mar 2009 - 23:22
the end result should have looked like this…..
“JB ive been tryna get at u for the past 2 months now……NO FUCKING HOMO of course”
smh, wag of the finger,* blank stare* …or whatever your into 2…..
24 Mar 2009 - 2:21
Hey Just I just saw the stadium status shirts you were gonna give away like 7 months ago on here. Will there be a giveaway for those shirts they’re nice.
Hope all is well Just it seems you foregot about all of us ever since Twitter
24 Mar 2009 - 2:37
Address Me As Much….
24 Mar 2009 - 6:16
*tip of my hat to myself*
24 Mar 2009 - 18:12
nah actually i have a life, 3 placements and a manager. and im tryna get at one of the ppl that i feel helped me get the placements 2 do some business.
fall back.
24 Mar 2009 - 18:13
and if ur above the age of 18
looking out for ‘no homos’
then ur a failure.
24 Mar 2009 - 18:17
and why the fudge would i say no homo to someone 15 years older than me?
24 Mar 2009 - 21:03
and the defensive poster of the year goes to…….
24 Mar 2009 - 21:05
*gets popcorn*
24 Mar 2009 - 22:13
haha….nice….but this is not worthy of a response cuz I really don’t give a fuck how many people you got or how old you are…..and if you have a life dont litter this post with ” Jb get at me” or whatever……cuz you are not the only with ” people”…wish the best of success to everyone in the TMTD network….
But please don’t go that route komi
* turns attention to practice*
24 Mar 2009 - 22:29
lol with DM though
24 Mar 2009 - 22:36
@Komi…umm I don’t think anyone was talking about you man…get over urself and I applaud ur “accolades”…when u feel that someone is addressin u..u ask that person…dont just shoot off of the mouth young boy…I know u couldnt do that if I was standing in front of you so dont try it behind firewalls boy…end of discussion..next time show some fuckin respect
by the way I was talking to DM about hip hop not loving its real fans anymore
24 Mar 2009 - 23:12
@ DM
Pass the Popcorn….
24 Mar 2009 - 23:32
wtf its not shots fired…i was just saying -
”the end result should have looked like this…..
B ive been tryna get at u for the past 2 months now……NO FUCKING HOMO of course”
is a direct reference to me
so u saying ”@Komi…umm I don’t think anyone was talking about you man” doesnt apply to me
y u tryna turn it to drama. chill.
24 Mar 2009 - 23:37
and i can say Jb get @ me as many times as i want. unless he personally tells me to stop, whats it to u? I read an interview where some1 drove like 8 hours to baseline and waited there for 12 hours to show justin some beats. i got some catching up to do.
24 Mar 2009 - 23:39
and theres not gna be any angry comments frm me cuz im not guna fall into that trap. I love you all.
Uh-oh. what r u gona reply with? a no homo?! Lol.
25 Mar 2009 - 0:06
i love the internet
08 Apr 2009 - 8:07
…………… lost me on that one…..