14 April 2008 - 10:32Let’s go to the video tape…
Conor.. from the PS3 giveaway..
We need proof.. there has been a great amount of interest in your story amongst my friends andworthy constituents. (No Abu.. whatup Jay Smooth)
Selling AM Radio.. driving a Grand Am..
Hmm.. AM radio.. Grand AM…
If you can provide proof of your story.. (A video perhaps?)
You might have a chance..
Looking at all these sob stories, we are going to change it up a bit..
The next giveaway is for you guys..
All of you folks crying and whining about how terrible your life is, your girl just left you for your father, you just lost both legs in a freak trapeze accident, you’re still playing atari 2600 on your TV with the rotary channel changer, with the remote control with the wire on it.. and you ride a huffy wheelchair to your job selling shoestring cleaner door to door, with a hump on your back and a missing kidney..
Send us video proof!
The Just Blaze Fire Sale continues..
More details when the PS3 giveaway concludes on Wednesday.. in the meantime, start gettin those videos ready.
EDIT: TO BE CLEAR THESE VIDEOS WILL NOT BE FOR THE PS3 GIVEAWAY…
AGAIN THE DETAILS FOR THIS ONE WILL BE ANNOUNCED WHEN THE PS3 DEAL IS OVER..
Hokube i think you are gona have to come harder than that. I think it might get pretty crazy.
22 Comments | Tags: Uncategorized
14 Apr 2008 - 12:39
where are the videos being sent to?
youtube and with linked in this comment area?
14 Apr 2008 - 12:58
let’s see..
CUT..
annnnndd..
PASTE..
"More details when the PS3 giveaway concludes on Wednesday.. in the meantime, start gettin those videos ready."
14 Apr 2008 - 13:19
JUSTIN, GOGDAMMIT.
Zeltor getting no fucking respect. Video soon come.
14 Apr 2008 - 15:28
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=49mUAVOKxBY
First to do it. Again.
14 Apr 2008 - 15:37
damn. i was gonna use the trapeze accident story for the next giveaway.
my duffy wheelchair’ll burn neil armstrong, dunny.
these fake stories turned youtube videos are gonna be straight comedy. OR really depressing if they’re actually real.
Just, you should give away some vinyl. or maybe a master copy of one of you’re classics. something for nerdy collectors.
yeah?
14 Apr 2008 - 16:31
Ok I’m going to get on at least getting the proof together
14 Apr 2008 - 17:44
Word…I was actually thinkin about “Kingdom Come” tracked out…
(No Homo In Advance)
In one of my dreams, a while bac…I was asking Justin If I could hear “Kingdom Come” track by track…Pretty weird.
Justin kept sayin…”The fuc you wanna hear that for?”
14 Apr 2008 - 18:10
My TV really does have knobs. Fortunately they’re still there & I don’t have to use pliers. & I have cable so no need for the hangar.
14 Apr 2008 - 20:00
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=STdFRfzEick
You forced me.
14 Apr 2008 - 20:02
Shout out to Komi for the idea…
14 Apr 2008 - 20:03
Damn I forgot about worthy constituent.. you remember my show better than me!
14 Apr 2008 - 20:42
Ooooooook….so here’s the thing kidren, you honestly think with me driving a pontiac grand am I could afford a digital camera?
What I have instead is a series of cameraphone and company sponsored pictures designed to tug the heart strings and highlight exactly what my life is like.
Oh and one more jarring plot twist as of last Friday I’m unemployed…yeah that’s right I’m now Jobless with a pontiac grand AM…as you can see by the termination letter I’ve included….
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25693547@N06/sets/
So if Jay Smooth needs a cat wrangler while he posts his video blogs I’m available…
Good Luck Andrea Doria survivors.
and dear God don’t let Miss Info get ahold of this the last thing I need is a picture of my head underneath a post about 50 kicking his chauffeur out of the car…and right above a post about Cam’ron being missing (but seriously where is he? I really mean it?)
PS (as you can tell by the pics I’m a XXL kind of guy….maybe XL on a good week)
15 Apr 2008 - 2:06
i’ve got everyone fucking beat. made this a month ago…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HufTPDoank
i think this explains pretty well why i need a ps3.
15 Apr 2008 - 2:32
I got you my dude with a video soon!
15 Apr 2008 - 4:26
Well hello again Kidren
Allow me to pontificate….
Since my last posting I regrettably no longer have a job, and now have spent an entire day at home drinking coffee watching my mother baysit, one very fat baby, and a 5 or six year old who thinks she knows everything….
In between sending out resumes…Jay Smooth if you need a cat wrangler while you film your video blogs let me know…I managed to compile the photographic odyssey that is my life..
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25693547@N06/sets/
The excitement never ends I know. From puzzles with Nana, to leaving the bar alone because unlike T-Pain I couldn’t afford to buy her a drank…
So to all you Andrea Doria survivors thank you for your time….god bless..
“In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a large headed, stocky, slow witted Irishman.
And just in case the first one appears I had tried this earlier but my computer was fritzing so if two appear please pardon my failure and just add it to the list…
15 Apr 2008 - 11:12
Meh… I really dont wanna put my life up on youtube…
15 Apr 2008 - 11:23
this is only for those who gave those super duper sob stories.. kinda like a put ur money where your mouth is thing. thats all
15 Apr 2008 - 19:01
haha i would record my tilt playstation trick but yeah … I ain’t got no cam plus I’m out anyways … too bad some of yall lifes really suck like that lol
16 Apr 2008 - 1:31
please me me emememmemeemmememememememememememmemememememmemememememmeme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16 Apr 2008 - 3:07
WOW….thats what that old ass beamer gets for parking on the hydrant!!!
16 Apr 2008 - 14:33
boy a ps3 would be just sick, so many games coming out….i really want one….pleeeeeaaaassseee
16 Apr 2008 - 17:20
Just pawned my 360 for diapers and formulas, does that count?